The Adventures of Mr. Bill: May 2016

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

I have a very clear feeling that I'm going to fall.

This plant does not look healthy. OHH NOOO!

Oh, so this is an Under Armour container, not an Under-Armer. I misunderstood you. And now I'm stuck.

Why must we live in such a cruel world?

Why are there so many of these here?

How does Hillary Clinton not have an enormous nose?

Samson Bill says, "Let me die with the Philistines!"
(See Judges 16:30)

OHH NOOO! Help me, I'm trapped by poorly-scheduled cables!

I don't think it's going to fit in my mouff.

I am not a cupcake!

This isn't a hat at all!

I'm not sure I can eat a cupcake if it's watching me eat it. Why does it have eyes?

OHH NOOO! Mr. Bill has stolen the Quality Director's stamp. Chaos may ensue.

OHH NOOO, it's translucent!

Never trust a guy named Bill if he offers you a pill.

Bill has a new friend! Just born and already bigger than him.