The World is Burning

I can help to put out this fire, but if y'all keep voting for Hillary and Trump, I can't do anything to help you when one of them becomes president.

Gun Control

OHH NOOO, why did I decide to go to Chicago?

Happy Earth Day

I've got the whole tiny world stress ball in my hand!

Kool-aid Guy

OHH NOOO!
OHH YEAH!

Happy 4-20

What seems to be the problem, officer?

Billhorn

It would be a shame if something were to happen...

Taxi

"Well another man might have been angry, and another man might have been hurt, but another man never would have let her go.  I stashed the Bill in my shirt."

...I don't think this is at all what Harry Chapin meant when he sang "Taxi"...

Napkin Bill

I can still see you.

RecyclaBill

OHH NOOO!  I hope I don't get reduced or reused.

Billnana Revenge

Banana flattens me, I flatten banana.

Technical Difficulties

Why does this always happen to me?

Water Fall

In Soviet Russia, water breaks you.

This is Perfectly Normal

Pay no attention to the man behind the screen!

Keyboard and Mouse

This is NOT what I thought they meant!

Billnanas

Riding these things is not pleasant in any way.

Electric Bill

Ooh, how did I get here?

Umbillrella

I wish it was nice and sunny out.  Then these things wouldn't happen.