Taco Bill

 No quiero Taco Bell...

Not a Fan

Whoa!

Desk Supplies

By the way, you're nearly out of paper clips...

Bill Bag-Ins

Mr. Monk, find out who did this to me!

I will haunt whoever did this!

Neighbor

Helloooo!

A Cord Ding to Bill

OOH NOOO!

Mission Impossible II

...Now what?

Busted Bracket

Nemer's championship pick went down in the first round.  OOH NOOO!

In the Bag

Um, a libble help here.  I camp breet!

OH SNOOOW

I'm preparing for the possible Spring Snowstorm this weekend.

GOP Bill

Ben Carson just endorsed Donald Trump.  OOH NOOO!

Samoas

OOH, I have such a tummy ache...

It's that time of year!

Calories!  OOH NOOO!

Bill-in-a-Box

"Being a jack-in-the-box is not fun!"  Apparently this is what happens when Matt is on vacation and Nemer is there to record Mr. Bill's mishaps.

KilBill

Um, I prefer Bilroy.  If you don't get the reference, I'm really not going to explain it though.

Diet Soda

OOH NOOO!

Nasally Fresh

Altoids are a heck of a drug.

Call a Doctor

It's been longer than four hours.  OHH NOOO!

Life Shavers

The name on this box is very misleading...