Just Hanging

OOH NOOO!

Dispensable

Great idea for a tape dispenser my butt...

Not Feeling Fly

There's a fly trapped in my Gatorade bottle and the Gatorade is all goooone!

Wipe Out!

This is the last time I offer to give you a hand...

JSF

Years late and over budget!

Life Alert

I've fallen and I can't get up!

Wrong Size

I'm having some trouble seeing.  Things are pretty blurry...

Lunchabills

Lunch was on me today.

WrapaBill

Oh come on, Christmas was like two months ago!

Impurel

Sanitizing your hands has never felt so dirty...

Mummified

Why do I look like a British Solider who died in Ancient Egypt?

The Hole Bill

Chilly Billy

Hey, uh, I seem to have gotten myself stuck in the window.  It's kind of cold over here.  Can you let me back in?

Bill and Adrian

I love you, Tony Shalhoub.

On the Fence

Welp, I'm never having kids...

Words With Bill

These are terrible Scrabble letters!  I'm going to get killed!

Billed as Mission Impossible

Uhh, I really don't think I'm the best guy for this job...