Butt of a Joke

When I told you to shove it and that I would tear you a new one, this is noooot what I meant.

Defiled

Hey, this isn't what I thought you meant when you promised me a spot in your cabinet, Mr. President!

Stapler Violence in the Workplace

...Uhh, can someone please give me a hand here?

When Headphones Attack

I can't really talk to you because I'm a bit tied up at the moment...

Plane Old Day at the Office

Wheeee, this is so much fun!

Whoops, how did this happen?  Can someone help get me off this crazy thing?

This is much worse!  Ohh nooo!

Trippin'

Whoooaa!

Ohh nooo!

Mint Condition

OHH NOOO!  Fresh breath never felt so bad!

Stilted

Oohhh, I don't know if I should be trying this on a window sill...

Can't Touch This

This isn't such a good idea.  Why do I do these things?

Caught in a Blind

Warn your stuffed dolls about the dangers of dangling blind cords!

Never Climb Without a Harness

OHH NOOO!

...I really don't see how this is possible...

Shocking

Oohhh, I'm not sure this is such a good idea...

Drinks On Me

Oh no, there's no more tea left.  Can you get me another drink?  Maybe something with alcohol?

I really can't drink this.  Nooo!  This is not at all what I meant.

That Idea Tanked

This is not what I thought a think tank was!  OHH NOOO!

Half Off

This is not the way you're supposed to cut your bill in half!  Noooooo!

Bill File

This is not what your boss meant when he said to file the bills.  Oohhh!

Phone Bill

The girl I like just hung up on me.  Oohhh, it really hurts!

Mr. Bill Watches the News

OHH NOOO!  This guy is a leading candidate for president?  Change the channel.  Make it stop!

This is even worse!  Why is this happening?!?  We're in serious trouble.  OHH NOOO!

Mr. Bill meets Mr. Bill

OHH NOOO!  My childhood is ruined!

OHH NOOO, The New Adventures of Mr. Bill!

OHH NOOO!  Mr. Bill has brought a knife to a gun fight.  Poor Mr. Bill.

Quick description of this blog since this is the first post...  This blog will basically contain pictures of Mr. Bill in unfortunate situations, with a few lines.  Mr. Bill is a vintage SNL character (from well before my time).  I recently found a stuffed Mr. Bill doll dog toy online for $6, so I purchased it.  How could I pass it up?  When you squeeze him, he says "OHH NOOO!"  Of course, I don't have a dog.  I bought it as a toy for myself, and he promptly followed me to work.  And now this blog exists.  OHH NOOO!

Enjoy!