Wishing You a Mishap Free 2017

When 2017 is in reach and 2016 still has a grip on you like...

Merry Christmas

From Bill, his monkey, and a Billnana.

WrapaBill

Time to start wrapping Christmas gifts.  What could possibly go wrong?

Happy Thanksgiving!

I'm thankful that I'm not a turkey.

Pumpkin Squash

This is actually much more painful than the last incident.

Pumpk-On

Well, this was a strange way to get a concussion...

Bill Binder

This was bound to happen.
Get it?

Headless HorseBill

Happy Halloween!

Roses Are Red

And so is the umbrella that I'm sitting on.

Boxed Out

No one can go in or out of this cubicle!

Bill Explains It All

This is the most comfortable I've been in weeks.

NipBill

OOOOWWWWW!

Paper Towel Roll

This hurt, but I'm soooo cleeeean!

New Home

Mr. Bill takes his place in the new remodeled office.

Bill Can

The fun has officially stopped.

PringBill

Once you pop, the trouble starts...

EyeBill

Ban pencil sharpeners!

Monkey Hand

Nothing about this is OK.

Monkeying Around

"I forgive you, Mr. Bill."

Monkey Off Your Back

I think I broke him!  OOH NOOO!

Monkey On Your Back

Hey Buddy, you're getting kind of heavy...

Mr. Bill Makes A Friend

Introducing Flying Monkey!

FireBills

Why does this Fireball package have one and a half Fireballs in it?

Bill Cubed

I liked the bigger box a lot better...

BoxaBill

It's so deep!  OOH NOOO!

CatchaBill

But I'm not a rat!  I'M NOT A RAT!

VegetaBill

That's a big zucchini!

UnBillevaBill

I am tripping.

BubBill Wrap

One hundred posts!  OOH NOOO!

I got 99 posts...

...But a successful bungee jump ain't one.

Bill HD

This man now has an unfortunate nameplate.

And this man now has an unfortunate pronunciation.

Plate Face

I finished all of my vegetables and now the plate is angry at me.  I just can't win.

Ventabill

Well, this really sucks... Er... Blows...

Billancing Act

I'm going to faaallllllll!  OOH NOOO!

Not Working

How am I supposed to get anything done in this chair?  I can't even reach the keyboard.

Printing the Bill

NOOO!  Toner is so expensive!

PlantaBill

These are mislabeled.  They aren't fruit juices at all...

Dog Bill

Why do I have two noses?

Scary Bill

A Bill has no name.

Seeing Through Trouble

I have a very clear feeling that I'm going to fall.

No Green Thumb

This plant does not look healthy.  OHH NOOO!

Under-Armer

Oh, so this is an Under Armour container, not an Under-Armer.  I misunderstood you.  And now I'm stuck.

Rotten Oranges

Why must we live in such a cruel world?

Climbing Mount Altoids

Why are there so many of these here?

PinocchiBill

How does Hillary Clinton not have an enormous nose?

Billistines

Samson Bill says, "Let me die with the Philistines!"
(See Judges 16:30)

Cabill Assembly

OHH NOOO!  Help me, I'm trapped by poorly-scheduled cables!

Skibills

I don't think it's going to fit in my mouff.

Tupperbill

I am not a cupcake!